Pulsefire® LR Flamethrower
Look, you don't need it, and we don't even recommend buying it, but we just thought it was crazy that this even exists. It's the Pulsefire® Long Range Flamethrower from Exothermic Technologies. This beast will generate a 25 foot stream of fire with just the push of a button. Who would need that? Well, firefighters, farmers, and controlled burn prescribers. We really don't recommend buying this unless you fall into one of these groups and know what you're doing.